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The Official Urban Explorer Webpage

 

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about urban explorers, REAL URBAN EXPLORERS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Wally and I can't stop thinking about urban explorers.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Urban Explores are mammals.

2.    Urban Explores explore stuff ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the urban explorer is to flip out and crawl into places.

 

 

Equipment and gear:

 

  

Urban Explorer Safety Gear                    Digital Camera   

 

 

Urban Explorer Outfit

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Urban Explores can explore anything they want!  Urban Explorers explore sewers and drains ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they sneak around at night ALL the time.  I heard that there was this urban explorer who was eating at a diner.  And when some waiter left the door to the basement open, the urban explorer snuck down and explored under the whole town.  My friend Mack said that he saw an urban explorer totally scare the shit out of some kid just because the kid was spraypainting in an old building.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that urban explorers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will tie you up and leave you in the sewer and the rats will chew your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Urban Explores are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Urban Explores are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to buy my headlamp and start exploring next year.  I love urban explorers with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about urban explorers?

A: Urban explorers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they are very secretive and mysterious, but on the other hand, urban explorers create webpages about all the places they crawl into.

 

Q: I heard that urban explorers are always breaking into places.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, urban explorers can break into places OR be totally awesome. 

 

Q: What do urban explorers do when they're not flipping out and exploring stuff?

A: Most of their free time is spent replacing batteries in headlamps and cameras, but sometime they make websites.  (Ask Mack if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of my best friend Mack showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

 

 

 

 

This webpage is just another one of many lame spoofs of "The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER"